Handy Reference Guide to Obama’s Gaffes and Goofs

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Handy Reference Guide to Obama’s Gaffes and Goofs

Post by Admin on Thu Nov 17, 2011 4:52 pm




  1. “The Bomb” that fell on Pearl Harbor

  2. “The Middle East is obviously an issue that has plagued the region for centuries.”

  3. 10,000 People (A Whole Town!) Died in Kansas ~ Oops, Overstated by 9,988

  4. Admits His Plan would Necessarily Cause Energy Prices to Skyrocket

  5. Air Raiding Villages a la Yankee Air Pirates: Destroys Whole Afghan Villages!

  6. Another Senior Moment

  7. ATMs Cause Unemployment

  8. Blames Hugo Chavez’s Election on (ta da) BUSH! Oops.

  9. Blows off the Salute To Heroes (MOH) Inaugural Ball

  10. Botched Toast ~ Babbles over “God Save The Queen”

  11. Bowls like a Special Olympian

  12. Bows to the Chicom President

  13. Bows to the Emperor of Japan

  14. Bows to the Mayor of Tampa

  15. Bows to the Saudi King

  16. Burns up 9,000 gallons of Jet Fuel on Earth Day

  17. Can’t Keep MOH Recipients Straight

  18. Can’t Remember His Own Wife’s Name

  19. Celebrates the Fifth of the Fourth

  20. Claims to be the only President in History to Try to Eliminate Unnecessary Regulations

  21. Confuses “his” Christianity for “his Muslim faith”

  22. Congratulates the FBI’s First Hundred Days

  23. Constitutional Principles on Judiciary Written 20 Centuries Ago

  24. Cops Acted Stupidly (@ 1:30)

  25. Date Nights at a Quarter of a Million a Pop

  26. Did He REALLY just call Palin a “Pig”??????

  27. Disrespects the Flag and the National Anthem

  28. Dr. Obama on the Causes of Autism

  29. Doesn’t Know How Old His Daughter Is

  30. Exaggerates about Military Small Unit Methods, Weapons, and Tactics in Afghanistan

  31. Expects to be President for “Eight to Ten Years”

  32. Faux White Sox Fan Can’t Name Favorite Players, Loves “Cominskey” Park

  33. Flippantly Answers the “When Does Life Begin” Question ~ Above His Pay Grade

  34. Flips Off Her Royal Clinton

  35. Flips Off John McCain

  36. Flubs Town Hall Hosts’ Name

  37. Forgot to Duck ~ Too Busy Waving

  38. Geographic Genius, NOT! Hawaii is Now In Asia. (note WH transcript from Hawaii, Obama thinks he’s “here in Asia”) para 13 from bottom

  39. Get Yer Keys On!

  40. Gins up the Reason for his Birth In Selma (Bonus…Jive Accent)

  41. Gives a Shout out to MOH who Isn’t

  42. Gives the Queen an iPod

  43. Gives Thoughtless Gifts to Brit PM Brown and his Children

  44. Had an Imaginary Assignment to the Senate Banking Committee

  45. Had an Uncle who Liberated Auschwitz

  46. Har, Har, Har, $800 BN Wasn’t As Shovel Ready as We Thought ~ Hilarious!!!!!

  47. Has Visited 57 States

  48. Harvard Degree ~ Mechanical Engineering? No, Definitely NOT!

  49. Hates Old People

  50. How to Keep All Those Wars Straight?

  51. Identifies a Whole New State (Eau Claire)

  52. If I Can’t Dazzle Them With Brilliance, I’ll Baffle ‘em With BS

  53. If Asking A Billionaire to Pay the Same Tax Rate as a Jew ~ Anti Semitic? (Shrink friend calls it the Amytal Interview)

  54. (a) through (m) I’m Just Freakin’ Perfect Every Day, In Every Way. If You Don’t Believe it, ASK ME!!!!

  55. Inappropriate “Shout-Out” Before Addressing Fort Hood Shooting (linked video removed but another is HERE).

  56. Inhaled Frequently. That was the Point.

  57. Insults French President Sarkozy ~ “Hope Your New Kid Isn’t Ugly Like You”

  58. Israel is a Strong Friend of Israel’s ~ Whilst being Perfectly Clear

  59. Makes a Nasty Joke about Nancy Reagan and Seances

  60. Medical Genius (Off Prompter)

  61. Mistakes a Window for a Door

  62. Mocks Joe the Plumber

  63. Navy Corpse Man

  64. Oaf of Office

  65. Ogles La Derriere Like a Frenchman

  66. Oh Wait…Robots Create Jobs with Unions (@ 1:35)

  67. Panders to Hispanics…Rewrites History Again

  68. Pesky Infrastructure Terms Like “Intercontinental” Trip Him Up

  69. Pitches Like a Girl Whilst Wearing Mom Jeans….Wheeeee!!!!!

  70. Promotes Canada’s Prime Minister to a President

  71. Refused to Visit the Troops Because No Media Was Allowed

  72. Reporters with Foreign Policy Questions are SOOO Annoying!

  73. Scares the Crap out of New Yorkers

  74. Scares a Marine Guard by Shaking His Hand

  75. Screw Our Allies ~ I’m going with Hugo and Ortega on This One

  76. Seeks Greater Inefficiencies in the Health Care System via Obamacare

  77. Sees Dead People

  78. Shankopotomus (watch the Crackberry go flying)

  79. Signs the Wrong Year in Guest Book at Westminster Abbey

  80. Snubs Brits by Returning the Bust of Winston Churchill

  81. Someone Waging a KMA can’t Spell “Libya” (h/t our own Warner Todd Houston)

  82. Staff Incompetence ~ Obama’s Limo Gets Stuck

  83. Staff Incompetence Part Deux ~ Obama’s Ignorance of Geography is Apparently Virulent

  84. The Time has Changed for Come

  85. Thinks “Victory” is a 4 Letter Word

  86. Thinks Austrian is a Language

  87. Thinks Europe is a Country

  88. Throws Out the Honored Guest with the Trash

  89. Wants to Halt the Rise of Privacy

  90. Waves Like Alfred E. Neuman (h/t El Rushbo)

  91. Waves Again ~ Speak to the Hand Part Deux

  92. Waves Yet AGAIN ~ Speak to the Hand Part Trois

  93. We are the Ones We’ve Been Waiting For

  94. We Can’t Balance The Budget…w/o Tax Increases ~ Um, Bernanke Disagrees

  95. When in Ireland, Do as the Irish Do….NO WAIT….BYOB (non-alcoholic)

  96. Will Halt The Rise of the Oceans

  97. Wouldn’t “Punish” His Daughters with a Baby AND Equates Pregnancy to an STD

  98. WTF of the Day

  99. You Might be a Filthy Rich Cretin If….Oh Never Mind, the Math Doesn’t Really Work

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